I was linked to today by an awesome blogger who always makes me laugh, or at least say What.The.Fuck man.... That's right Shane, big shout out to you over at http://www.wagthedad.com/. If you haven't checked him out yet you better, or prepare for knee cap destruction by pencils.
However, this put a lot of pressure on me to write something epic-- something hilarious wherein you the reader, would spit your beverage out all over the screen or chortle devilishly to yourself while people point and stare.
Alas,
I have choked.
Under the pressure.
And the best I could come up with is sharing my two favorite jokes of all time. But hey it's better than nothing.
Joke 1
Q: What's brown and sticky
(no it's not poop)
A: A stick! (hahahahahahahaha you know you're laughing)
Joke 2
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my God that's funny)
Check back in with me on Monday, for more Conversational Mondays, and I promise to shape up a little for next week..........